• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.
• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.
• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.
• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.
• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.
• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.
• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.
• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.
• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.
• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.
Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.
This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.
Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.
A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."
She quietly, unobtrusively carved a niche for herself within the emotion-choked clutter of her own house; with every object purloined from other rooms - table, chair, computer, task light, small travel clock - the simple excitement of potential seemed to be able to scrape guilt off the very walls.
Sure the world almost ended with over-crowding and mass starvation, but that was before they enacted the Windows Related Printer Problem Act of 2034, which guaranteed the elimination of one human for each and every printer problem found to be Windows related - these days people everywhere are free to breed like rabbits and there’s still plenty of food to go around.
Sure it’s nice outside, but what’s that have to do with computers?
I’d rather be me than my laptop, because even though we’re both sick without insurance, at least I didn’t have to be returned to the factory for disassembly.
If I’d known IE would turn my site into such a loose-bordered slut, I would never have let it leave the house.
Suddenly, a browser disability hurls me back into an earlier time and I try to read the signs like some Rip Van Winkle in reverse.
If an iMac crashes in the middle of the night and no one is around to witness it, will it ever boot up again?
Earlier today I distilled the very essence of life into one single glorious sentence to share with Scrine, but I was driving and had no paper and no pen and no ‘net access; if only we had a voice recognition, cellphone-based posting system, we would never experience the tragedy of a lost sentence.
The computer’s adoration for Jared turned downright unsavory when it pretended to acquire all kinds of viruses, spyware, and illicit freeware downloads, in a desperate bid for his attention.
My computer has 139,806 files and the number is increasing daily; my brain has about 14 and the number is decreasing at an alarming rate.
Everything changed for Jolene that spring morning when she sat down in her cubicle, opened up her email account, found 372 new emails, calmly poured her coffee into the computer, walked out, took a cab directly to the airport and bought a one-way ticket to Thailand.
A fortune teller once told me, “I see your life connected with computers,” which I have to admit, sounded an awful lot like everyone’s future.
The most revolutionary and life-changing application of the personal computer is the ability to throw away all one’s mixed tapes from high school boyfriends with nary a trace of nostalgia.
Even small dinosaurs can learn new skills, thought Rodenta Paleolithica as he put on his headphones and placed a Skype call to China.
Upon her entry into the most famed icon of computer geekery, the Apple Store located smack dab in the bellybutton of Silicon Valley, she realized that at last she had fulfilled a set of childhood dreams: a candy store, adulthood, and nearly unlimited credit.
Roger chuckled at the sight of the old computer ad selling a “blazing fast 80 mhz micro computer processor”.
“Wherever two or more gather in my name,” she uttered self-importantly, “there will be more than enough computers to go around.”
It was inconvenient enough to have to learn to type, instead of just hiring a girl as he used to in the 70’s, but the final straw was those smart-mouthed “it” kids who kept visiting his desk and reminding him, with a snicker, not to open his computer with the letter-opener again.
For someone so unflaggingly introspective, thought the computer, I don’t understand myself one damn bit.
Blaze let out one quick bark and assumed a point position every time he saw the scrinebird appear on his master’s computer.
Henry realized that the development of colorful expletives lagged far behind modern day computer technology, but not until his favorite computer suddenly went black and wouldn’t restart.
Unlike old men, computers sometimes return from the shop with their memories intact.
Sometimes reconfiguring the computer network will require a second pot of coffee.
1000 gigabytes of data to transfer
take one down and copy it over
999 gigabytes of data to transfer…
“So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven’t run Moviemaker and I haven’t got the plus package.” [Bill Gates, c2003]
The three ugliest words in the English language are, “IP Address Conflict.”
Juan surveyed the two computers running three separate displays on his desk and sighed contentedly.
Once again, Apple’s greedy grab, putting too little memory in their devices and demanding $100 for each additional $15 worth of RAM is going to keep me from buying their otherwise cool products.
As Frank’s fingers danced over the keyboard, it suddenly dawned on him that he wielded more far power than most gods throughout history.
Looking around his desk, Juan observed he was up to three computers, five screens (six if you count the smart phone) and he was seriously considering whether or not his hardware would support one more.
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