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No one complains more poignantly than a 12-year-old on the last, hottest day of the summer.

    TAGS:  hot, Summer, complaining, poignant

tad :: boot

If 5 days of 39C is a ‘tad warm’, then… Mister, I hope you fry in hell.

    TAGS:  hot, weather, Summer, complaining

But… Why? :: OhNo789

I know, I know, I asked for spring, begged for spring, PLEADED on my hands and knees for spring, but why oh why does it have to be ninety degrees out?

    TAGS:  Spring, Summer, complaining

Juan had no choice but to break his vow not to whine about the weather to point out that his yard is dried-out dead and this winter’s precipitation-to-date is THREE PERCENT of normal

    TAGS:  weather, Juan, Winter, complaining


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