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Kyle’s Eulogy :: Keith

“And let us remember Kyle as a kind, gentle, and certainly simple soul, keeping in mind that he joined the Rescue Rangers out of compassion and concern for the general welfare of all animals, and that his joining came immediately after viewing the Rangers’ training video, Baby Raccoons, Cute and Cuddly, although in hindsight, perhaps things would have turned out much differently if he’d begun his Rangers’ career with something that might have ended up saving his young life, and I speak here specifically about the Rangers’ video The Bear Cage: Why We Stay Out.”

    TAGS:  animals, bears, compassion, raccoons, Rescue Rangers

Top hats were one of the secrets, and of course, big heaping helpings of ubuntu.

    TAGS:  Alphabetti Spaghetti, compassion, ubuntu, top hats


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