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Children’s programming makes me doubt my own commitment to parenting.

    TAGS:  children, parenting, commitment, television

children :: Keith

Raising children is just like robbing banks - both have their rewards, but if you’re caught doing either, expect a commitment of twenty years to life.

    TAGS:  children, bank robbery, commitment

commitment :: Keith

Don’t forget that at the end of every parade lives a comic little man, with his drawn-on smile and oversized broom, busily cleaning up the shit.

    TAGS:  commitment, parades

“The tattoo on my leg says, “Each night Tansy would practice drowning”...the first line of my novel, in my handwriting…my way of making a commitment to the book before I sent it out into the world: (n)o matter what happens with it now, good or bad, it’s part of me.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, writing, tattoos, commitment

Walter began to hate the philodendron less than a week into their relationship, his stomach turning every time he was forced to endure the passive-aggressive behavior of the plant's yellowing leaves.

    TAGS:  plants, commitment, relationships, philodendron, passive-agressive


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