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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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Comfort Food
help at last :: Jo

There is nothing so comforting as rice pudding.

    TAGS:  comfort food, dessert, rice pudding

Good news :: 'mouse

So far most of today’s problems are responsive to aspirin and Little Debbie snack cakes.

    TAGS:  comfort food, painkillers

oh no, not again! :: grudknows

I’m in the menstrual part of the menstrual cycle and have a not so unusual hankering for chocolate (but not just any chocolate, it must be a crunchie, thanks to Scrine), meat pie (even I don’t know where that one came from, perhaps the smell wafted past as I walked), chick flicks (yes, a sad place to be indeed, but the hormones are a mess and I seem to be able to appreciate them in this state) and someone to just curl up with when I go to bed.

    TAGS:  pie, chocolate, comfort food, chick flicks, menstruation, meat pies

Some foods are fancy, but some foods just speak to your heart and are the equivalent of a good friend, a comfy lounge, a hot chocolate and quietly happy times.

    TAGS:  comfort food, mashed potatoes

Comfort Food STAT :: Br. Ezra

The neuroreceptors in my stomach just notified my brain that they are demanding Mac and Cheese.

    TAGS:  comfort food, Mac and Cheese, Neuroreceptors


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