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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Everytime The Steves™ had a baby, Peter bought a new crock pot and set aside a little money, in case it went to college.

    TAGS:  baby, school, Peter, money, college, crock pot, nicknames

“Yes, it’s good you’ve learned your Latin roots,” I told the dog, “but we still need to work on your diction.”

    TAGS:  animals, dogs, college, Latin

First post, foremost… :: A Dadaist Mistress

Inside a 4-year-collegiate institution, sororities and frats gather around and frolic on a slip and slide, textbooks go unread…..God only knows what’s going on in the real world.

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, college, frolic, fraternities, sororities

"We're sorry, but after accounting for all your scholarships and grants, the best we can do is offer to let you borrow $180,000 to pay for the balance of your 4-year undergraduate degree."

    TAGS:  money, college, university


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