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collections :: Keith

Even though Stan had never once been on a pair of stilts, he could find no rational reason not to collect them.

    TAGS:  collections, stilts

Raymond’s highly-polished collection of productive Thursdays was one of the finest in the neighborhood.

    TAGS:  collections, Thursday, obsessive

Collection :: Keith

Peter was under no legal obligation to inform the landlord of his extensive bird nest collection, although he found that not talking about it was almost next to impossible.

    TAGS:  Peter, collections, bird nest, obligations, landlord

The chief took the discovery of abandoned marbles quite seriously.

    TAGS:  The Chief, collections, habits, marbles, idiosyncrasies

Typewriter Porn :: 'mouse

Juan tried to keep his typewriter fetish a secret, but when he saw this and it says there’s only one known in existence he had to share with his friends so they would be sure to put it on his Christmas list.

    TAGS:  collections, passion, typewriters

I'm thinking collecting dictionaries would be fun.

    TAGS:  collections, collecting, dictionary


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