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cold :: e

A summer cold is a nasty animal.

    TAGS:  Summer, colds, nasty

well, I have a cold and I feel sorry for myself, so I ordered and paid (double) online a hawaiian barbecue chicken pizza delivery that will be here in 45 minutes; since I think this is just about the end of civilization anyway, don’t you imagine there should be some way I don’t have to get out of bed to answer the door?

    TAGS:  colds, pizza, miserable

Evil :: 'mouse

Proof: The common cold virus.

    TAGS:  evil, colds, proof

cold war :: pam

When you’re the only one in the family without a cold, everyone else hangs upon your every sneeze, in the perverse hope you will soon be joining them in their misery.

    TAGS:  colds, cold war, families, shared misery

Dammit, if I’ve picked up another cold, heads will roll!

    TAGS:  colds, fury, Kleenex

“You’re getting colds this season because you didn’t get a flu shot like Bunny and I did,” said my husband complacently, a moment before the Great Head Swat.

    TAGS:  colds, Bunny, head swats, flu shots, told you so

Jello Day :: pam

The fifth day of a cold is when the phlegm in the sinuses and throat takes on a gelatinous quality.

    TAGS:  colds, gelatinous, jelly, phlegm, sinuses

Last night as I watched an ad reminding people to cover their mouths when they cough, I wondered “Who on Earth is this for?” until I ended up sitting next to a woman and her 12 year old son who apparently had not only a cold, but a religious obligation to sneeze on the nearest Jew, being me, without covering his mouth.

    TAGS:  colds, manners, hygiene, the dark ages

Tenancy at sufferance :: bakerina

Dear Code: Dis will derve ad nodit dat you are occupying de node of bakerina widdout perbission of daid bakerina, n you are ordered to bacate daid node ibbediately n fortwitch.

    TAGS:  colds, sufferance


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