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Cold Cuts
bologna perfection :: Br. Ezra

I find it hard to believe that others rarely share my enthusiasm for bologna, nature’s most perfect lunch meat.

    TAGS:  bologna, cold cuts, lunch meat

cold cut vacation :: Br. Ezra

I just got off the phone with my boss arranging for some time off in December so I can travel to Bologna, Spain and revel in the birth place of my favorite cold cut.

    TAGS:  bologna, cold cuts, lunch meat, Spain

Det. Cacciatore was investigating a serious cold cut violation; however, he cut off his beak to spite his face when he arrived in Bologna, Italy to find Senora Chimichanga and realized he should have been in Bologna, Spain.

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, bologna, cold cuts, special chicken unit

overheard on scrine chat :: littledevilworks

...I used your cold cut vacation in my spice cops…

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, cold cuts, overheard, scrinechat

career choice :: Br. Ezra

Chester’s high school guidance counselor became concerned when the young man listed driving the spammobile as his top career choice.

    TAGS:  school, choice, byproducts, bologna, spam, cold cuts, lunch meat, pig byproducts


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