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Coffee Mugs

Grudknows sipped from the nice shiny new coffee mug with some suspicion - it’d be presented to her sister who couldn’t restrain the maniacal twinkle in her eye but so far the cup hadn’t sprung a leak, made any sounds or done anything out of the ordinary - it’s really *just* a mug, she quacked to herself in reassuring tones.

    TAGS:  grud, coffee mugs, siblings, suspicion, quacked


“We found this li’l guy running away from the construction site, and thought it might be yours,” the foreman told Keith as he carefully handed over a disgruntled-looking blue footed boobie, “on account of your coffee mug there in its beak.”

    TAGS:  scrine idiosyncrasies, boobies, coffee mugs, Keith for a Day


My 20 cent, badly stained, slightly cracked Kermit the Frog mug has been missing for over 2 weeks and all I can say is, whoever took it, I hope you catch my cold!

    TAGS:  Kermit the Frog, lost, coffee mugs, thieves


 

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