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Succubi :: Br. Ezra

I dread sleeping because the succubus who visits each night is an ancient crone with leathery wings and scaly skin – her breath smells like dead and rotting things – who perches on my chest, tickling me with demonic glee instead of the cute college co-ed who lives next door and wears a tank top and flowered cotton panties to bed every night (not that I am looking in her window because that would be illegal).

    TAGS:  Ancient Crones, cotton panties, coeds, succubus

Accidents Do Happen :: Br. Ezra

Darren adamantly defended himself before the Board of Regents – let’s face it, sexual harassment is specious in most case – explaining that is quite possible to accidently trip and land face first in a comely coed’s breasts.

    TAGS:  accidents, breasts, coeds, face plants, Regents


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