Where memory comes to rant and rave, and heroes still use Burma-Shave






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



's notes



Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



Please Choose







Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

Member Log In

Username:



Password:


 Remember me

Show my name in the online users list

      Lost your password?

Become a Scriner!

Username:



Email:



A password will be e-mailed to you.

Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19110)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

Logged In

 

Subscribed To:

  • What? No tag subscriptions?
  •  
  • Do you require a doctor?








Clumsy
Disaster Zone :: boot

Tammy stood amidst the ruins of her handbag (filled with shampoo), skirt (stained with colour booster shampoo), shoes (stained with coffee), notebooks, calculator, and reports (floating in their very own coffee lake), and kitchen cupboard shelves (coated with an explosion of val daal) and decided that staying in bed all week might have been the best plan after all.

    TAGS:  clumsy, disaster, Tammy


As the mobile phone bounced repeatedly across the pool deck - bang ... crack ... smack - and arced high into the air above the crystal clear water - whooooosh - eventually landing in - oh shit, oh shit, oh shit - the watery lake of destruction, Tammy realised that she probably should have heeded her own advice, just this once.

    TAGS:  clumsy, Tammy, watery


Unexpected activities for this week; assesssing food for its ‘sogginess’ factor.

    TAGS:  biscuits, soggy, clumsy, dentistry


Why is it when I’ve had a table fall on my head, people presume that I did something to provoke it?

    TAGS:  clumsy, presumptions


Excuse me, for my lips are as clumsy as my feet,And my words are as uncoordinated as my hands.

    TAGS:  feet, clumsy, uncoordinated


 

Copyright @ 2005 - 2017


140 queries in 0.7776 seconds