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21 Fun Salute :: Keith

Meanwhile, over at the clown college, Beepo and Shooter went over final details for the 21 Fun Salute.

    TAGS:  clowns, Beepo, Shooter

Robot Circus :: Keith

I never cared much for the robot circus—the deafening clank of the elephants, the never-changing audio of the lion’s roar, the dim glow of the clown’s lightbulb nose—although I did kind of enjoy the intricacy of the trapeze girl’s metalwork.

    TAGS:  robots, clowns, elephants, circus, lions

the old man and the ‘c’ :: You can call me, 'Sir'

While discussing funeral arrangements, the old man pointed a bony finger at the funeral director…sorry…post-life administrator, and said, “Listen, I want there to be klowns at my funeral to keep things light, but I need you to understand that they have to be klowns with a ‘k’, not with a ‘c’, because klowns with a ‘c’ are just asshats in makeup, while klowns with a ‘k’ are funny in ways that can’t be explained.”

    TAGS:  clowns, asshats, funerals, idiosyncrasies, literary references

Claire’s Guests :: Br. Ezra

Claire learned the hard way that clowns with their grease paint and big floppy shoes make horrible houseguests

    TAGS:  clowns, houseguests, grease paint, floppy shoes

Fred learned the hard way that you should never leave an unattended seltzer bottle in the same room with a bored clown.

    TAGS:  clowns, seltzer

Tardiness :: Br. Ezra

I am sorry I am late, but there was an unforeseen incident involving circus clowns and a Prius

    TAGS:  clowns, circus, tardiness, Prius

Opening my Scrine Survival Kit, I was somewhat disappointed to find it didn’t contain more clown noses.

    TAGS:  clowns, noses


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