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Clocks
feng shui :: pam

She quietly, unobtrusively carved a niche for herself within the emotion-choked clutter of her own house; with every object purloined from other rooms - table, chair, computer, task light, small travel clock - the simple excitement of potential seemed to be able to scrape guilt off the very walls.

    TAGS:  computers, chairs, clocks, clutter, emotion, potential, feng shui, guilt, excitement, niche


Choc o’clock :: 'mouse

The clock on the wall says there’s over an hour until Beer o’Clock, but by special dispensation, St. Bakerina has blessed this earlier hour Choc o’Clock.

    TAGS:  clocks, beer o'clock


The world was changed for the good with the invention of the banana clock, though the time between ripe to brown wasn’t always entirely the same.

    TAGS:  time, bananas, clocks


wrist watches :: pam

I’m curious: do you still wear a watch, or do you find it redundant, what with the clocks on your computer, car dash, stovetop, and cell phone?

    TAGS:  clocks, curious, redundant, phones, wrist watches


Dali Day :: boot

Greg felt that melting the flowerpots and clocks had been a pretty easy undertaking, but was worried the dog might be a bit trickier.

    TAGS:  clocks, melting, dali, tricky


Each morning, Wilford’s anal retentive time clock would make a meticulous mental note of the extra 4 seconds it took for Wilford to secure the coffee filters in their resealable package; the clock was proud of Wilford, just as Wilford was proud of the clock, and the two took great comfort in their relationship and were seldom far apart.

    TAGS:  art, anal retentive, clocks, world gone mad, packaging


Watches & Clocks :: Keith

The boy who couldn’t stop dreaming never once dreamed of watches or clocks, which made him very happy.

    TAGS:  dreams, time, clocks, dreaming


Time difference :: OhNo789

If I change their clocks, will I change their lives?

    TAGS:  clocks, thoughts, lives


6:15-20 :: Jo

With all the clocks set to slightly different times throughout the house it feels like a consensus approach, or more of a committee protocol to finding out the time.

    TAGS:  clocks


 

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