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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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    TAGS:  climate change, foresight, ice age

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