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Circus

The thing is, if it turns out the citizens of the great State of California actually like low vehicle license fees, almost no property tax, decaying K-12 public education and the circus atmosphere of budgetary sleight-of-hand in lieu of responsible fiscal management, then my career is meaningless before I even graduate.

    TAGS:  work, auto, California, careers, circus, taxes, education, government


tight circus :: Keith

Peter ran a tight circus and had no tolerance for that wishy-washy “half-full or half-empty” bullshit - you’d either locked the lion’s cage or you hadn’t, there was only one answer, and it damn well better be the right one.

    TAGS:  Peter, cage, circus, lions, tolerance


The Circus :: 'mouse

One of the most interesting things I ever heard was a person who said “stress is all in your head” and quite correctly pointed out that every type of stress except the physical type of putting your hand in a fire, is interpreted through one’s brain—you must first hear the words or see the sight, process it and then the wave of anger, depression, hopelessness, etc. washes over you, however, it is possible to intervene in those few milliseconds, by actively deciding not to let the event stress you or through chemical rebalancing.

    TAGS:  circus, control, stress


Once upon at time one of my sisters travelled around with the Moscow circus as an usher - I can’t help but think it would have made for a more interesting story had she been a human cannonball.

    TAGS:  circus, siblings, human cannonball


Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, if you’ll direct your attention to the center ring, it’s that moment you’ve all been waiting for…. the one…. the only…. Lance Living and his Amazing Double Superlative Talking Monkeys!

    TAGS:  circus, grammar, double superlative, ringmaster, talking monkeys


Powder Burn Feet :: Keith

Whenever he scrubbed his powder-burned feet, Henry would wonder if circus life had been his best choice.

    TAGS:  Henry, choice, circus


A Geek’s resume :: Br. Ezra

Chad soon discovered after leaving the circus that there were very few employment opportunities for a former Geek, even one who held the world record for the number of chicken heads consumed

    TAGS:  circus, geeks, resumes


Robot Circus :: Keith

I never cared much for the robot circus—the deafening clank of the elephants, the never-changing audio of the lion’s roar, the dim glow of the clown’s lightbulb nose—although I did kind of enjoy the intricacy of the trapeze girl’s metalwork.

    TAGS:  robots, clowns, elephants, circus, lions


Tardiness :: Br. Ezra

I am sorry I am late, but there was an unforeseen incident involving circus clowns and a Prius

    TAGS:  clowns, circus, tardiness, Prius


 

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