More fun than Shakespeare's bones






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



's notes



Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



Please Choose







Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

Member Log In

Username:



Password:


 Remember me

Show my name in the online users list

      Lost your password?

Become a Scriner!

Username:



Email:



A password will be e-mailed to you.

Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19110)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

Logged In

 

Subscribed To:

  • What? No tag subscriptions?
  •  
  • Do you require a doctor?








Chocolate
egg cream :: bakerina

One inch of cold milk, one bwip of Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup, seltzer to the top, stir, stir, stir.

    TAGS:  food, chocolate, recipes, milk, seltzer


There are two kinds of activities in the world: The things you want to do (such as drawing designs on your lover’s body with high quality chocolate in preparation for impending ravishment), and everything else, the latter being pretty much a waste of your far too finite life.

    TAGS:  chocolate


DTs :: 'mouse

My kingdom for something chocolate.

    TAGS:  addiction, chocolate


You learn something new every day if you hang around Scrine.

    TAGS:  chocolate, biscuits, delicious


The Holy Grail :: 'mouse

I am happy to report, for the benefit of all those who undernourished, rail-thin types who can’t gain weight no matter what they eat, I have discovered The Holy Grail of weight gain—Mona Loa Macadamia Nut Chocolate Bars—four days, four 1.7oz (50gram) bars and I’ve gained five pounds!

    TAGS:  chocolate, eating, holy grail, weight gain, macadamia nuts


cake o’clock :: bakerina

Even though it contains pecans, chocolate, espresso, eggs and even a bit of butter, it is still much lower in fat than the average pecan-chocolate-espresso-egg-butter dessert; even though it is of a reduced fat content, it is so luscious in the mouth that you would cry, if only you weren’t so busy smiling.

    TAGS:  cake, chocolate, espresso, pecans


I once freed a woman from a solemn vow of marriage in exchange for a batch of chocolate chip meringue cookies.

    TAGS:  marriage, chocolate, cookies, sugar, egg whites, vows, meringue


oh no, not again! :: grudknows

I’m in the menstrual part of the menstrual cycle and have a not so unusual hankering for chocolate (but not just any chocolate, it must be a crunchie, thanks to Scrine), meat pie (even I don’t know where that one came from, perhaps the smell wafted past as I walked), chick flicks (yes, a sad place to be indeed, but the hormones are a mess and I seem to be able to appreciate them in this state) and someone to just curl up with when I go to bed.

    TAGS:  pie, chocolate, comfort food, chick flicks, menstruation, meat pies


Sometimes even a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans won’t overcome the the need for an afternoon nap; they will, however, lead to vivid dreams.

    TAGS:  dreams, chocolate, naps, espresso, vivid


It’s important to pick up all the candy wrappers from the coffee table not just to keep the place clean, but also so it won’t be quite so obvious that you ate quite so many of your wife’s chocolates while she wasn’t home.

    TAGS:  marriage, chocolate, candy, deception


chocolat :: 'mouse

There is no situation that cannot be improved with chocolate, Christine concluded.

    TAGS:  chocolate, mental health


Growing Up Wonka :: Keith

“Daaaad, not chocolate for dinner again!”

    TAGS:  chocolate, Willy Wonka


chocolate :: pam

Chocolate had replaced tobacco as her substance of choice for changing passive self-reproach into action.

    TAGS:  chocolate, action, tobacco, passive, self reproach


Yes, you could easily eat them all at once, but isn’t it fun to eke them out, savouring just one or two a day, preserving that special violet delight until the desire becomes unbearable.

    TAGS:  chocolate, desire, eke, violet - the colour


Boxes of chocolate would not contain elaborate diagrams that flag each and every piece; we would have just two labels for chocolates: “Edible” and “Chocolate-Covered Cherries”.

    TAGS:  chocolate, cherries, warnings, fillings


diet dreams :: 'mouse

Christine awoke from her dream of German chocolate cake and found a sole flake of coconut on her pillow.

    TAGS:  dreams, cake, chocolate, coconuts


Muriel snuck one Milky Way fun-sized bar with her coffee, hoping to ease her candy hangover.

    TAGS:  Muriel, chocolate, sneaky, Milky Way


the morning after :: littledevilworks

Tammy woke up, not quite sure of her surroundings, but distinctly aware that she had done something very bad the previous night…what little she remembered had to do with tryptophan, and mass quantities of pumpkin and chocolate.

    TAGS:  chocolate, holidays, turkeys, pumpkins


more perversity :: 'mouse

Juan looked at the fragrant pears, the juicy oranges, the liquid-sunshine tangerines, the preserved mangos, the pistachios and the dried apples and thought, gosh, what I really want is a chocolate bar.

    TAGS:  mangoes, fruit, chocolate, perversity


An Evil Mistress :: Br. Ezra

Carob is an evil mistress with her ambiguous promise of “tastes like chocolate” until she offers you a blighted kiss that speaks more, “tastes like chicken” then it does of sweet, languid duress.

    TAGS:  chocolate, evil, mistress, carob


Virtual snack :: pam

In my mind, I’ve eaten three Twix bars, sideways (carmel side first), and I wish this would appease today’s appetite for mediocre candy but it probably won’t.

    TAGS:  chocolate


the big vd :: littledevilworks

Tammy wondered why she was eating so much chocolate and realized it was just because of that big old vd.

    TAGS:  chocolate, Valentine's Day


Although I wanted the satisfaction of the forceful arterial spray on the back of my throat as my jaws rend the tender flesh of the students who failed to complete their homework which was just to THINK, I bit into a Snickers instead and indeed am sated….for now.

    TAGS:  chocolate, teachers, warning, students, sated, rending


comfort :: boot

Sometimes, it’s about a big ol’ chair, sometimes a giant mug of hot chocolate, but sometimes nothing matches the company of good friends.

    TAGS:  chocolate, comfort, friendship


“I don’t really eat chocolate at all and rarely eat cookies.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, chocolate, cookies, sad


If only someone had introduced my child self to jelly-center chocolates with the lillypilly-flavored ones, maybe I wouldn’t have hated jelly centers so much, and thus would not have been compelled to hide half-eaten chocolates under the sofa cushions.

    TAGS:  chocolate, Russell Stover


It’s medicine :: 'mouse

Some of us (you know who you are) have access to doctors and psychiatrists and designer drugs; some of us have to self-medicate with chocolate.

    TAGS:  chocolate, drugs, depression, self-medication


It’s Medicine II :: 'mouse

Thank god that California, being the liberal state that it is, has passed one of the nation’s first Medical Chocolate Laws.

    TAGS:  chocolate, California


My local pusher has a the inside track on several kilos of just-past-expiration-date Starbucks truffles and this weekend I’m meeting with him at an undisclosed location for a no-questions-asked cash transaction.

    TAGS:  chocolate, truffles, Starbucks


There were towers of marbled marzipan, with floors of tiled liquorice, couches of rich, dark chocolate, and, sweetly, there was a hint of peppermint in the air.

    TAGS:  chocolate, candy, castles, palace


A guaranteed way to ensure you get veritable sacks of chocolate, is to plead with relatives and friends to not give you chocolate at all.

    TAGS:  chocolate, conundrums


chocolate fix :: 'mouse

I know in my mind that chocolate-chip cookies are not the solution, by my heart craves the temporary relief they offer.

    TAGS:  chocolate, cookies


The fact that chocolate lately gives me no special joy must indicate either that I'm extremely depressed or not depressed at all.

    TAGS:  chocolate, depression


 

Copyright @ 2005 - 2017


195 queries in 1.6379 seconds