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Chicken

When my daughter was seven she asked me what Jesus tasted like - she was preparing for her first communion - and I wasn’t sure exactly how to answer until it dawned on me she was horrified by the whole “body and blood” element, and so I just responded, “like chicken, sweetheart, just like chicken,” but years later I wished I had become a Unitarian before scaring the holy bejeezus out of her (bad pun intended) and turned her into a vegan.

    TAGS:  1st communion, Jesus, chicken, chicken - the meat, transubstantiation, Unitarianism


The Double Down :: OhNo789

Figurative language aside, I died as my teeth sank slowly into the sexy chicken and teasing cheese, and they took my smiling corpse away as the bacon played bedroom games with my taste buds.

    TAGS:  food, chicken, chicken - the meat, double down


 

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