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I know the old stereotype is about “those clever Japanese,” but I think the real cleverness is in the French, who not only get us to eat their moldy old cheese but who also have convinced us to pay premium prices for it.

    TAGS:  cheese, French, stereotypes

My public :: 'mouse

The best way to ensure another person will promptly show up to your open house is to cut yourself some nice sharp cheese.

    TAGS:  cheese, smelly, house inspections

The atmosphere is slowly converting to solid cheese, which, I’m sure you’ll agree, makes it harder to breathe, not to mention getting anything accomplished.

    TAGS:  cheese, camembert, planets, sticky

I’m bored with writing ‘test’ or variants thereof, so this time I ask the big question; is scrine made of cheese?

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, cheese, whoops, testing

cheese incident :: boot

Move along, move along, nothing to eat here.

    TAGS:  eating, cheese

My Cheese :: Keith

Carl didn’t think of himself as possessive, or even aggressive for that matter, but sometimes he’d fly into a rage when he saw the way the melted cheese stuck to the spatula.

    TAGS:  aggression, cheese, Carl, rage, possessive

the man in the moon :: littledevilworks

If the moon is made of green cheese, why isn’t there a mouse in there?

    TAGS:  cheese, moon

“Houston…It’s not Bleu, it’s Meunster.”

    TAGS:  cheese, Neil Armstrong, moon landing

The Parmesan King of Tillamook County was not without his enemies.

    TAGS:  cheese, enemies

Courtesy :: Br. Ezra

Since we are on the subject of lactose intolerance your bodies inability to successfully digest dairy products is the sort of thing you need to share before occupying a small enclosed space with other people; better yet lay off the cheese altogether.

    TAGS:  cheese, dairy products, lactose intolerant

Piece of Cheese :: Keith

It is acceptable for a lactose intolerant person to use the phrase “piece of cheese” in place of the words “what the hell” when expressing surprise or mild disgust.

    TAGS:  cheese, lactose intolerant, unlikely phrases, what the hell

If the holidays are not sufficient excuse to be profligate, nothing is.

    TAGS:  cheese, wine, profligate

Henry found it odd that just one human probably thought more about cheese than all the mice in the world put together.

    TAGS:  Henry, cheese, mice

Seeing the rejected emails piling up, the mouse cried so much that the tears dripped from his chin and onto the wedge of cheese he was holding, making it slippery and unwieldy.

    TAGS:  tears, cheese, unwieldy


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