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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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b-guk (74…) :: boot

“Oh, yes, definitely, never miss a chicken, that’s me,” said Edwina as she hurriedly shoved a little chick into her coat pocket.

    TAGS:  cheating, Edwina

feeling indigo? :: boot

Mix two swords well, one for the right hand, one for the left; voila, Inigo Montoya!

    TAGS:  colour, feeling - the emotion, indigo, cheating, swords, Inigo Montoya

It seems that the sunrise is placed there mostly for those who build the world; the builders, the farmers, the factory-workers, and, of course, the cheating bastards who get up early to swim.

    TAGS:  cheating, creating, sunrise, sheds

I tell myself :: boot

20 questions is not to be won by perusing another person’s blog.

    TAGS:  cheating, silliness


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