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stupid :: 'mouse

I’ve noticed that most of the stupidest things I’ve done in my life involve chainsaws and ladders.

    TAGS:  confessions, chainsaws, ladders, stupid

Chainsaws 101 :: 'mouse

Chainsaw chains come labelled with green (low kick-back), yellow (high kick-back) and red (fucker will make your saw attack you like a rabid rottweiler) and you will learn to respect the warnings at no little cost in blood, assuming you survive.

    TAGS:  bloody, chainsaws, ouch

When a tiny spring clip flies off into space as you are rebuilding the top-end of a small engine (replacing the cylinder head and piston on a chainsaw, for example) you should search your entire shop and flush out the bottom-end several times to be extra careful, however, you should not be surprised when aforementioned spring clip magically re-appears inside the new cylinder head (which I swear was still in a sealed bag at the time the clip disappeared and which was inspected several times before installation) so that when you start up the engine it destroys the brand new piston and cylinder head and leads you to have to order all new parts and rebuild the damn thing again.

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