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Cartoons

Rufus thinks that watching an Underdog cartoon is as good as the 47th time he had sex, but my friend Schuster disagrees, thinking that it’d be more like 48 or 49, and then maybe not Underdog, but something like The Hair Bear Bunch or something psychedelic like that from the 70’s.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, television, cartoons, H.R. Pufnstuf, underdog


The Jewish Hillbillies seem oblivious to the fact that their very existence may foreshadow the age of the Messiah although some are concerned he might just be too embarrassed to show up, but even more importantly who wants a to inherit a world where even the most blatant racists are too lazy to be original.

    TAGS:  cartoons, Judaism, messiahs, racism, Jewish hillbillies


I will do so much yoga, and become so flexible, that my body will break apart, reassemble, stretch and turn just like the wolf in Tex Avery cartoons (or like Daffy Duck in Robert Clampett cartoons).

    TAGS:  resolutions, cartoons, Daffy Duck, yoga, Tex Avery, Robert Clampett


 

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