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So far I’ve broken up two fights, gotten homework done on time and enforced bedtime, all on the strength of the, “I have the power to take away all your Halloween candy” threat.

    TAGS:  candy, Halloween, power

“The mints are mine,” she snarled while Wintergreen scented spittle dribbled down her chin and specks of white mint flew from her mouth, with eyes overdialated from a sugar overdose, she dug into the candy bowl for just one more Lifesaver induced fix.

    TAGS:  candy, spittle, sugar overdose, mints

It’s important to pick up all the candy wrappers from the coffee table not just to keep the place clean, but also so it won’t be quite so obvious that you ate quite so many of your wife’s chocolates while she wasn’t home.

    TAGS:  marriage, chocolate, candy, deception

the other shoe :: littledevilworks

She sat quietly, listening to soothing music, munching absentmindedly on candy and waiting for the other shoe of doom to drop.

    TAGS:  doom, fear, music, candy, shoe of doom

Sweet Opposites :: Keith

Funny that the only candy still leftover from Halloween would be Smarties and Dum Dums.

    TAGS:  candy

Proustian :: pam

The taste of peanut M&Ms and Orange Crush made Jimmy vividly recollect bowling alleys of his youth.

    TAGS:  candy, bowling alleys, recollection, Proust, soda, pop

There were towers of marbled marzipan, with floors of tiled liquorice, couches of rich, dark chocolate, and, sweetly, there was a hint of peppermint in the air.

    TAGS:  chocolate, candy, castles, palace


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