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‘Mouse wonders :: 'mouse

There’s gotta be a faster way to get caffiene into the system; this oral administration thing is not working for me.

    TAGS:  mouse, caffeine, speed

Caffeine :: 'mouse

“Caffeine is time’s Viagra” (Mark Morford)

    TAGS:  caffeine

“In the initial prep phase, dieters banish bad foods including sugar, high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated fats, junk food, alcohol and caffeine. ”

    TAGS:  caffeine, dieting, corn syrup, junk food

Caffeine is not a bad food; it is a goddamn work of art.

    TAGS:  caffeine

Organami :: Keith

My son has obviously mutated and grown a caffeine organ, and from the sound of him, I’m almost sure it’s leaking.

    TAGS:  caffeine, mutation

Old Mother Hubbard Keith Bubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone himself some caffeine,
When she he got there
The cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie had none Forcing Keith Bubbard to drive to the nearest coffee shack.

    TAGS:  coffee, caffeine, nursery rhymes

headaches :: pam

The morning caffeine headache turned into a heat headache, which in turn became a low blood sugar headache, and later in the day, segued into an old-fashioned tension headache.

    TAGS:  caffeine, causality, headaches

I’d rather be hopping up and down in place, frankly.

    TAGS:  caffeine

I hear there’s all sorts of bad stuff in coffee, but my mind and I are in agreement on this one; we’re willing to filter it all out.

    TAGS:  coffee, caffeine

You haven’t truly tackled the vagaries of the English language until you’ve tried to explain to a seven year-old why getting addicted to drugs is a terrible idea, the worst idea ever, while being addicted to caffeine is ... um, not so bad.

    TAGS:  addiction, parenting, caffeine

“Don’t take with alcohol and avoid caffiene and spicey food.”

    TAGS:  alcohol, caffeine, instructions, medicine


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