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Astrology :: Jo

“Mercury is certainly in retrograde,” she said cryptically, backwards, shouting into a sandstorm, her hands clutched tenderly around the brick she had prepared for the window of the burning sportscar.

    TAGS:  astrology, burning, bricks

As she passed each chain-everything’s-the-damn-same-store, her anger increased as rapidly as the once loved quirky corner mutated into yet another any-street-any-town, until suddenly Miss Jane and her flamethrower stepped forward, took control and began the burning.

    TAGS:  coffee, Miss Jane, polite violence, banality, flamethrower, burning, chain stores

On seeing the new format for her long beloved game, boot started throwing tiles in the air, burning old boards and vowing unutterable, horrible death to every one involved.* or, in other 8 rack, 12 point Q and 2 point M lettered words, nooooooooooooooooooo!

    TAGS:  death, burning, Scrabble, horrible

it burns :: boot

That phrase never sounds like good news.

    TAGS:  bad news, burning

My dear boy not only can’t you save the world, no one asked you to and it’s pure hubris on your part to think you have the way; since I can’t save the world I am going to sit back and enjoy watching it burn and then I will dance naked in the ashes while the rest of you weep over something that was way past it’s time anyway.

    TAGS:  activism, ashes, burning


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