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Bunnies

The label on the bum of my stuffed rabbit reads, “To prevent product migration do not wash by hand or machine.”

    TAGS:  bunnies, signs, killers


“I need to let the bunny out.”

    TAGS:  bunnies, multipurpose


As Spike walked in the house, carefully carrying a box the realisation hit - “Ahhhhhhh - a girl bunny”, I muttered as I followed him through the house to observe my own bunny, Oscar (who has never met another of his kind), look suspiciously at the thing that moved in such a similar way; the cat, of course, had no issues with curiosity and walked up, gave Pixie a sniff and then commenced to clean her head with his tongue.

    TAGS:  love, bunnies, rabbits, Oscar


“Ascension can occur with or without these,” Ruby said, holding up a pair of comfortable looking, bright pink bunny slippers with large floppy ears, “and the choice is yours; but if you want my opinion, what’s the good of Enlightenment without comfortable slippers.”

    TAGS:  ascension, comfort, enlightenment, footwear, bunnies, pink, slippers


Easter Bunny :: boot

How the heck does such a little bunny get over those big backyard fences.

    TAGS:  bunnies, Easter


And why doesn’t the Easter Bunny get a sleigh, reindeer and helper elves too?

    TAGS:  elves, bunnies, Easter, inequity


Little bear lay on her back gazing at the clouds, flattening out a field of daisies, while the busy, squishy oomans walked right by making so much noise that they failed to notice her, the daisies or the bunnies.

    TAGS:  Little Bear, daisies, bunnies, squishy, light-hearted


In a world filled with post apocalyptic dread one bunny will revolt and lead the oppressed people to freedom.

    TAGS:  apocalyptic worlds, bunnies, revolution - the political thing, movie trailers


bunnies :: boot

You never know where bunnies might be hiding, even in your boots, so always check for fluffy sights, else watch out for cahoots.

    TAGS:  Bunni, boot - the person, boots - the footwear, bunnies, cahoots


ears :: boot

Long, floppy, bunny ones, if you would be so kind.

    TAGS:  ears, bunnies, whimsy


I’m sorry, miss lady, when I called the bunnies lovers, the ones drinking dew off of the three am grass, I did not mean that you and I were their mirror, though I suppose the soft pillow of night, and the bed of fireflies might agree with you.

    TAGS:  bunnies, dew, lovely, lovers, fireflies


 

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