Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Broken Heart

Time after time, I drove all night—with God as my witness—I drove all thru the night, wanting only to learn if she bops and if it’s true that she’s so unusual, but when I finally met you and offerred up my love saying, “I’ll kiss you,” you had a change of heart and showed your true colors, teasing me just like all the others who’ve sneered, “Sure, you think girls just wanna have fun, but money changes everything.”

    TAGS:  broken heart, Cyndi Lauper, song lyrics

3am :: 'mouse

“I don’t know what to do about it,” she said mournfully in her sleep, and my parental heart broke for her, knowing she would have to find her own way.

    TAGS:  parenting, broken heart

While you can't actually mend a broken heart by swallowing a band-aid, it is fun advice to give to your forlorn friends.

    TAGS:  advice, band-aids, broken heart, forlorn, sympathy, Keith's Guides to Everything


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