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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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Easy Money :: Keith

You wouldn’t believe how many people call me because they think their sprinkler system is broken, when the only problem is that the water isn’t turned on.

    TAGS:  broken, easy money

hopeless :: boot

You can tell yourself you’re not hoping, that logically you realise the chance of things working out are infinitesimally small, that it’s just silly to even think about remote possibilities, but when the final straw is broken and the last dash of hope is erased, you realise all of that was just fooling yourself and that the groaning sound you can hear is the final crack appearing in your broken heart.

    TAGS:  broken, hopeless

toast :: boot

Black and scorched, boot’s brain finally disappeared a in cloud of smoky crumbs.

    TAGS:  heat, broken, toast, scorched

I have broken these eye-like windows, for you, and now my house is open to the cold, but you can see in just fine.

    TAGS:  windows, broken, sight


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