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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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Astrology :: Jo

“Mercury is certainly in retrograde,” she said cryptically, backwards, shouting into a sandstorm, her hands clutched tenderly around the brick she had prepared for the window of the burning sportscar.

    TAGS:  astrology, burning, bricks

“Surely,” thought Arthur, “you’d think there’d be someone out there who needs a device for softening bricks.”

    TAGS:  boffin, arthur-again, bricks, devices

Tetris Girl :: boot

Her super powers had not yet developed, but she realised that the late night construction thievery would have to stop.

    TAGS:  bricks, superpowers, Tetris

sometimes :: boot

Sometimes, oh, sometimes, the book, the phone, the TV, the computer can all go to blazes and the best form of entertainment is watching the bricks in the wall.

    TAGS:  irony, bricks, overwhelmed


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