Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Bricks
Astrology :: Jo

“Mercury is certainly in retrograde,” she said cryptically, backwards, shouting into a sandstorm, her hands clutched tenderly around the brick she had prepared for the window of the burning sportscar.

    TAGS:  astrology, burning, bricks


“Surely,” thought Arthur, “you’d think there’d be someone out there who needs a device for softening bricks.”

    TAGS:  boffin, arthur-again, bricks, devices


Tetris Girl :: boot

Her super powers had not yet developed, but she realised that the late night construction thievery would have to stop.

    TAGS:  superpowers, bricks, Tetris


sometimes :: boot

Sometimes, oh, sometimes, the book, the phone, the TV, the computer can all go to blazes and the best form of entertainment is watching the bricks in the wall.

    TAGS:  irony, bricks, overwhelmed


 

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