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bra logic :: pam

I guarantee, all fascination with titties exhibited today on this blog would evaporate immediately if the tits in question were attached to one’s very own chest, and one were then forced to drive to a mall, hunt/gather at a lingerie department, get measured by a bored clerk, and squeeze into a dozen different brassieres while viewing one’s cellulite in a dressing-room mirror.

    TAGS:  breasts, annoying, bras, truth

In a perfect world, thought Muriel, there’d be a Brassiere of the Month Club, which would mail new bras to her door so she wouldn’t have to endure shopping for them.

    TAGS:  Muriel, brassieres, shopping, bras

(Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bra) As it turns out, the brassiere serves an important secondary function: keeping your nipples from freezing off.

    TAGS:  weather, worry, Winter, brassieres, function, bras, nipples, freeze


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