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“Sanjay told Mikaela that Roberto likes Jessica,” explained the fourth-grade girl with exaggerated patience, “an’ Jessica has always liked Roberto, so Jessica told Genesis to tell Sanjay that she DOESN’T like Roberto, so that Roberto will wonder if she really DOES like him, and now he’ll probably get somebody like Dreamah or Jacob to tease Jessica that she really likes Roberto and see if she tries to hit them.”

    TAGS:  boys, fourth grade, girls

criminal stupidity :: 'mouse

It doesn’t take very long watching the operation of BP’s remote vehicles and cutting equipment to realize they need to hire a bevy of 12-year-old boys to replace the incompetent idiots at the controls.

    TAGS:  BP, boys, video games, incompetence, oil spill

“Wouldn’t it be neat if all of a sudden they all started wrestling?” one of the boys said as they stared at the jar of thumbs.

    TAGS:  boys, thumbs, wrestling


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