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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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Boyfriends

“You are mistaken in seeing all these qualities as symptoms of some other disturbance,” he proudly corrected me on the subway back from Coney Island, “I AM the disturbance in your life.

    TAGS:  boyfriends, Russians, disturbances


Paul :: Jo

I saw my ex-boyfriend (the one I turned gay) in the newspaper perched on top of a spray-painted car advertising his artwork and thought to myself, well, that’s definitely the One That Got Away, even though he always smelled kind of funny.

    TAGS:  boyfriends, regret


spice cops, part the seventh :: littledevilworks

Rosemary gingerly tested out her bionic leg; after her last boyfriend accidentally fed her peg leg into the woodchopper she had decided it was time to spice things up a bit.

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, boyfriends, bionics, rosemary - the herb, peg legs


When the crying girl wanted advice on how to throw out her boyfriend, the chief was empathetic, but made it perfectly clear that he was on no one’s side, and that her destiny rested upon her own shoulders, and not his; when the crying girl said, “It’s hard growing up,” the chief could have replied that it would get better in time, but had made a promise with himself not to lie to any of the tenants.

    TAGS:  The Chief, crying, relationships, boyfriends, empathy, girlfriends


 

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