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    TAGS:  boxes, consumerism, deprivation

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    TAGS:  boxes

Reality, amended :: bakerina

They’re just empty boxes, so please stop yelling at me when you can’t get them exactly when and where you want them.

    TAGS:  work, boxes, pettiness

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    TAGS:  secrets, boxes

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    TAGS:  life, boxes, complacency, living, ill-fitting

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    TAGS:  life, boxes

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    TAGS:  boxes, whimsy, cardboard box, rowing boat, playful


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