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Boxers - The Underpants
just ducky :: 'mouse

Having gotten dressed in the dark, Juan first learned that his wife had bought him boxers with cute little yellow duckies when he stripped down in the locker room in front of the guys for Thursday night basketball and was treated to full visual effects of six friends in full ROFLMAO mode.

    TAGS:  duck - other, underwear, boxers - the underpants, ROFLMAO

too big to fail :: 'mouse

My friend who works at Goldman Sachs reports that all the men in his group are now wearing boxer shorts with the company’s proud catchphrase “too big to fail” printed on the front.

    TAGS:  boxers - the underpants, Goldman Sachs

John sighed deeply as he deftly plucked the material from his underpants that had wedged snuggly between his buttocks and, he could hardly help observing, that if his cheeks were any fleshier each time he bent over his boxers would instantly become a thong; his grandmother used to warn him that some days even your favorite pair of underpants would let you down.

    TAGS:  boxers - the underpants, buttocks, underpants, thongs - the underpants


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