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I thought I’d impress Sally by telling her that there was no actual proof that I couldn’t out-wrestle a dinosaur, but then she pointed out that there wasn’t any proof I could outsmart one either, so that didn’t go so well.

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, Rufus, dating, bowling, proof, bravado, wrestling, outsmart

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Somewhere around the sixth frame Rufus told me about his date with Julia, and by the look on his face, I could tell he’d brought up that boffin nonsense.

    TAGS:  Rufus, boffin, dating, bowling

He couldn’t believe bowling with something less than 10 pounds heavy would be enjoyable, so I needlessly had to remind him that “Bigger balls doesn’t always mean more fun.”

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, NoTags 2007, bowling, bowling, innuendo


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