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Bowel Movements
Bad Timing :: Br. Ezra

Unfortunately the water service to my building was shut off for repairs just as last night’s Mexican entree was making a timely exit from my body.

    TAGS:  bowel movements, elimination, water service

Dance Movements :: Br. Ezra

Shidoobie is the colloquialism for the aptly named Mexican Scat Dance that occurs 2-6 hours after eating at your favorite Mexican Restaurant – not to be confused with the similar sounding Shidoobie-doo, which is strictly improvised after discovering your rum y coke was laced with ice cubes made from a local water source.

    TAGS:  bowel movements, dance movements

Social Anxiety :: Br. Ezra

I am quite suprised by the large number of nervous pooers (i.e. anxious shitting) that show up at my AA meeting.

    TAGS:  AA Meetings, bowel movements, Nervosa Pooposa, shit, poop, excrement

The morning time ruptured and the world stopped spinning, Tweed Uppercut was sitting on the toilet reading the morning paper between sips of dark, bitter coffee and ignoring his legs which were tingling and numb from falling asleep – the world may have come to a halt, but as far as the fastidious Mr. Uppercut was concerned it didn’t necessarily preclude having a decent bowel movement, which as everyone knew was the foundation of good health.

    TAGS:  poetry, bowel movements, newspapers, End of the World, ruptures, Tweed Uppercut


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