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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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The crowd of commuters approached the turnstiles, tickets ready in hand, brains on automatic, and then the first one bounced back and swore, then the second, then another, until suddenly there were hundreds of bouncing humans attempting to go through to the gates of hell.

    TAGS:  commuting, bouncing, lemmings

Jake felt wretched as he watched over the giant beast that struggled fruitlessly within the ropes, looking as mad as all hell, when suddenly it broke free, took a bloody huge bounce towards him and started kicking him in the head.

    TAGS:  bouncing, kangaroos, revenge, kicking

burstelgurgle :: boot

The words zipped around the room, bouncing around and falling over; the dance of the burstelgurgle had begun.

    TAGS:  bouncing, burstelgurgle


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