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reams of news :: pam

If it wasn’t printed on those ubiquitous 8 1/2 x 11” sheets of paper and assigned to her by either her boss or her professor, chances are she hasn’t heard already.

    TAGS:  work, bosses, paper, ubiquitous, professor

“Uh, isn’t that the whole reason you hired me?”

    TAGS:  bosses, smart

the bottom line :: steve

“If you can stop telling us for one second about being hit by a bus on your way to work this morning,” said Henry’s boss, “perhaps you’d like to explain why you’re late for this meeting?”

    TAGS:  Henry, bosses, excuses, excuses for missing work

boss safari :: pam

They are lurking right outside - I sense them! - preparing to pounce on me and force me to perform mendacities on my own spreadsheets.

    TAGS:  office work, bosses, lurking, safari, pouncing

A boss should never welcome his people back to work Monday morning with the words, “Chop, chop, people, time’s a wasting!”

    TAGS:  work, bosses


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