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Boots - The Footwear

I like progress as much as the next guy; especially the way it’s boots feel on my back as it stomps on by.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, progress, marching

for keith :: boot

Something flew across the air towards the innocent little girl (it appeared to be a boot).

    TAGS:  boot - the person, boots - the footwear, duck, innocent little girl, duck - the action, violent

“No captain, no, I beg of you, I will not ever wear spiked boots on the deck again!”

    TAGS:  pirates, boots - the footwear

When all you can talk about is boots, beer and cake, it might be time to give up and just damn well go and drink beer.

    TAGS:  beer, cake, boots - the footwear, Friday

When going on any extended hike, it is always a good idea to bring along an extra pair of hiking boots, in case you become lost for years and years and your first pair wear out; if carrying along an extra pair of boots is not practical, or you simply want to avoid the excess weight, you can always make sure you hike with a buddy who wears the same size boot as yourself, then simply take the necessary steps to assure that your hiking buddy has an “unfortunate accident” before his boots become too worn.

    TAGS:  advice, PNA Series, boots - the footwear, nature, murderous intentions

flying boots :: boot

Toasters are one thing, but boots have more weight.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, toasters, pop culture

As spring takes its warm hold on the weather, I sometimes worry that the only reason I’ve been hanging on to the bottom of the planet is my boots and, hence, I damn well take my time taking my feet out of those cool-weather shoes.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, Spring, seasons

lurking boots :: boot

Peering around the corner of the cupboard, the long, leathery boot waited and watched.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, lurking

bunnies :: boot

You never know where bunnies might be hiding, even in your boots, so always check for fluffy sights, else watch out for cahoots.

    TAGS:  Bunni, boot - the person, boots - the footwear, bunnies, cahoots

facing the day :: boot

Nothing shores you up so well as a big, bright red pair of boots.

    TAGS:  red, boots - the footwear, preparedness

Boots, scarves, hats, coats and plenty of excuses to stay inside and read books.

    TAGS:  books, boots - the footwear, Winter, scarves

A wooden duck with big, black wooden boots.

    TAGS:  ducks, boots - the footwear, frivolous, duck - other

boots :: boot

You know, they aren’t all made for walking.

    TAGS:  word play, boots - the footwear, uncomfortable

Helplessly watching his boots as they slogged through the bracken of the primeval forest, Wolcroft fervently hoped the Butterfly Effect was just a fallacy.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, time travel, bracken, Butterfly Effect, forest, Wolcroft, primeval

In the last two months I’ve had to give last rights to two of my favourite pairs of boots and it feels a little like a part of my soul has been thrown away each time.

    TAGS:  boot - the person, boots - the footwear, soul, farewell, soles

Here, in the midst of my mild Australian winter, my toes are wonderfully warm thanks to my mighty boots of awesome.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, Winter, Poland, mighty boots of awesome


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