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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Books That Don't Exist

I found Hermit Joe’s self-published book, Linguistics - Evolution’s Wrong Turn, to be an interesting and rivoting read, and was especially intrigued with his concept that the development of spoken language led to the demise of all basic, human instincts; I did, however, find the chapter on government-enforced tongue removal to be a bit over the top, if not distasteful, no pun intended.

    TAGS:  hermits, books that don't exist


I'm writing a book.

    TAGS:  words, absence, primordial, missing in action, presence, books that don't exist


This year I started a book. It has a beginning, a middle, an end. It is not done, but a first draft has begun to smoulder and fire. It's true beginning - it's heart and soul - belongs here.

    TAGS:  books, Bent Rule Club, writing, absence, thank you, thanks to Keith, books that don't exist


I don't often make resolutions, but this year I resolve to finish my damn book.

    TAGS:  not legally binding, books that don't exist, new year's resolutions


There will be flashbacks, dream sequences and adverbage galore, and the not-yet-existent editor can make honey with it.

    TAGS:  writing, unwritten laws, unwritten, books that don't exist


drowning :: boot

Words so filled her mind that they started to leak from her nose.

    TAGS:  words, noses, books that don't exist


 

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