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the big truth :: boot

Artificially big boobs will likely make your pile of books shrink.

    TAGS:  books, boobies, boobs, shrinking

Fun :: Br. Ezra

Boobs are fun, there’s no denying it.

    TAGS:  boobies, breasts, boffo, boobs

Boobies R Good :: 'mouse

“I was looking at my boobs in the mirror last night, and I just want to say, you’re a lucky guy to get to play with them like you do - they look Yummy!” explained Julie to her boyfriend who didn’t disagree, but who found the whole conversation just slightly disturbing.

    TAGS:  boobies, mirrors, boobs, yummy

At 26, I’m begining to worry about the effects of gravity.

    TAGS:  boobies, boobs

Grow up :: JadedBeauty

If you call them fun bags, hoohas, taytas, sweater puppies, or anything similarly ridiculous, then you forfeit your right to touch them.

    TAGS:  boobies, boobs

“All afternoon I’ve been floating inside; those breasts were a minor miracle in the midst of this gray, cold week.”

    TAGS:  boobies, breasts, boobs, classical music, fun bags, grandma's peach cobbler

“Oh, and you can play with my boobs, too.”

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“Growing boobs hurts!”

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