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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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boffo and nuts :: boot

Boffo sounds violent, but probably isn’t (unlike nutting someone, which most definitely is).

    TAGS:  boffo, language, nutting

The secret word for the day is “Boffo”; please use it in a sentence

    TAGS:  boffo, secret word

Carl Goes Boffo :: Keith

Carl wasn’t sure exactly what it meant to “be boffo,” but he made his best guess and was promptly arrested.

    TAGS:  boffo, Carl

Of Shovels & Boffo :: Br. Ezra

“Boffo!” Troy shouted with glee as the shovel connected with the head of the IRS Agent fleeing in terror.

    TAGS:  boffo, shovels, IRS agents

The Boffo Bros. Flying Circus had a reputation for being quite “Boffo” although no one could really explain what that meant.

    TAGS:  boffo, the boffo bros. flying circus

Chester’s lucky fez :: Br. Ezra

Chester thought it would be just boffo if, after joining the Shriners, he would drive one of those little cars while wearing his lucky fez.

    TAGS:  boffo, fez, shriners

Fun :: Br. Ezra

Boobs are fun, there’s no denying it.

    TAGS:  boobies, breasts, boffo, boobs


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