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Boffin

As Science Dabbler Boot™ swooped over the sky, she noticed the amazing Coriolis effect and wondered how she could put this to good use in her efforts to save the endagered Scientific Boffin.

    TAGS:  science, boffin, dabble, coriolis effect


“You might call me somewhat of a boffin,” Rufus confided to Julia on their first and final date; “Take right now for instance, I’d like to see you naked, but purely for scientific reasons until we get to know one another better.”

    TAGS:  Rufus, boffin, dating, pick up lines


No-one could withstand the lure of the boffin.

    TAGS:  boffin, elbow-patch, irresistible


Let Me Guess :: Keith

Somewhere around the sixth frame Rufus told me about his date with Julia, and by the look on his face, I could tell he’d brought up that boffin nonsense.

    TAGS:  Rufus, boffin, dating, bowling


“Yes, that’s right madame, it’s a clear-cut case of boffin-blindness and it’s a bad one.”

    TAGS:  boffin, obsession


“Surely,” thought Arthur, “you’d think there’d be someone out there who needs a device for softening bricks.”

    TAGS:  boffin, arthur-again, bricks, devices


“But, Inspector Riggins, that makes no sense,” said Arthur in a perplexed little voice, “perhaps you would care to demonstrate it for me?”

    TAGS:  boffin, arthur-again


 

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