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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Bloody

The student wrote so poorly that he actually tripped, fell down the stairs and wound up in a bloody pool of his own words.

    TAGS:  words, bloody, language, expression


ginger kills :: boot

Meredith had always lusted after redheads, but now, looking at the bloody scalp sitting on the bedside table next to her, it didn’t seem quite enough.

    TAGS:  bloody, violence, redheads


With bloody hands, I say goodbye.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, bloody, farewell


The recurring dream that involves an itchy ankle, a sharp knife, and a damp feeling by my feet may feel free to stop now.

    TAGS:  bloody, nightmares, never-ending


After spending several hours upside down with his arm wedged between body panels, shredding knuckles and cramping fingers, Juan finished tightening all the impossible-to-reach nuts... and then noticed the convenient access panel inside the engine compartment. 

    TAGS:  blood, bloody, car repair, idoicy


Chainsaws 101 :: 'mouse

Chainsaw chains come labelled with green (low kick-back), yellow (high kick-back) and red (fucker will make your saw attack you like a rabid rottweiler) and you will learn to respect the warnings at no little cost in blood, assuming you survive.

    TAGS:  bloody, chainsaws, ouch


 

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