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You need a biscuit.

    TAGS:  biscuits, fortune

bikkie heaven :: boot

Iced vo-vos, ginger kisses, venetians, tic-tocs, monte carlos, tim tams, hundreds and thousands, ginger nuts, soggy milk coffees, fruit rolls, ANZAC biscuits, and the now lost bush biscuit (two sandwiched together with vegemite and butter in the middle).

    TAGS:  Australia, biscuits

You learn something new every day if you hang around Scrine.

    TAGS:  chocolate, biscuits, delicious

Next time I travel interstate, I am definitely going to have to buy a packet of Ginger Nuts and try the difference for myself.

    TAGS:  biscuits

Unexpected activities for this week; assesssing food for its ‘sogginess’ factor.

    TAGS:  biscuits, soggy, clumsy, dentistry

fortune 12 :: boot

You will harass Australians into baking biscuits.

    TAGS:  Australia, biscuits

The ingredients lay in wait, the oven warmed the house, and the boot decided that photographic evidence would not be forthcoming; this would be a tale of words.

    TAGS:  biscuits, baking, saga

You will be able to predict the biscuity future.

    TAGS:  biscuits, saga

gloom biscuit :: boot

I don’t know what it’s made of, but I’m certain that I’ll love it.

    TAGS:  biscuits, gloom

“Here, Fate, here, Fatey, Fatey, Fatey, Fate - I’ve a great big Biscuit of Trouble-Brewing for you!”

    TAGS:  biscuits, fate, trouble, tempting

biscuit mission :: boot

Bertha didn’t quite know what it would entail, but it certainly sounded like something she could get her teeth into.

    TAGS:  biscuits, Bertha, missions

travel biscuits :: boot

The crumbly devils sprouted legs and scurried away across the cloth-covered table.

    TAGS:  biscuits, devils, scurrying, legs

The biscuits of the night loomed guiltily in her mind.

    TAGS:  biscuits, pantry, looming, midst

Annexing Territory :: OhNo789

Sorry, roomie, your oreos are mine.

    TAGS:  biscuits

The ghost of Herbert Hoover sometimes haunts my breakfast table, scaring the kids with his old-fashioned haircut and annoying me with complaints that my biscuits are dry.

    TAGS:  ghosts, biscuits, Herbert Hoover

biscuit pennies :: boot

Some material might not be practical for use as currency, but wouldn’t we all be just a little bit happier?

    TAGS:  food, biscuits, pennies, food truths

In fact, life is so tough that you may as well just put your feet up and have a cup of tea and a biscuit.

    TAGS:  life, biscuits, philosophy, crumbs, tea

The tea sat nearby, biding its time.

    TAGS:  biscuits, teapots, teaspoons


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