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Biscuits

You need a biscuit.

    TAGS:  biscuits, fortune


bikkie heaven :: boot

Iced vo-vos, ginger kisses, venetians, tic-tocs, monte carlos, tim tams, hundreds and thousands, ginger nuts, soggy milk coffees, fruit rolls, ANZAC biscuits, and the now lost bush biscuit (two sandwiched together with vegemite and butter in the middle).

    TAGS:  Australia, biscuits


You learn something new every day if you hang around Scrine.

    TAGS:  chocolate, biscuits, delicious


Next time I travel interstate, I am definitely going to have to buy a packet of Ginger Nuts and try the difference for myself.

    TAGS:  biscuits


Unexpected activities for this week; assesssing food for its ‘sogginess’ factor.

    TAGS:  biscuits, soggy, clumsy, dentistry


fortune 12 :: boot

You will harass Australians into baking biscuits.

    TAGS:  Australia, biscuits


The ingredients lay in wait, the oven warmed the house, and the boot decided that photographic evidence would not be forthcoming; this would be a tale of words.

    TAGS:  biscuits, baking, saga


You will be able to predict the biscuity future.

    TAGS:  biscuits, saga


gloom biscuit :: boot

I don’t know what it’s made of, but I’m certain that I’ll love it.

    TAGS:  biscuits, gloom


“Here, Fate, here, Fatey, Fatey, Fatey, Fate - I’ve a great big Biscuit of Trouble-Brewing for you!”

    TAGS:  biscuits, fate, trouble, tempting


biscuit mission :: boot

Bertha didn’t quite know what it would entail, but it certainly sounded like something she could get her teeth into.

    TAGS:  biscuits, Bertha, missions


travel biscuits :: boot

The crumbly devils sprouted legs and scurried away across the cloth-covered table.

    TAGS:  biscuits, devils, scurrying, legs


The biscuits of the night loomed guiltily in her mind.

    TAGS:  biscuits, pantry, midst, looming


Annexing Territory :: OhNo789

Sorry, roomie, your oreos are mine.

    TAGS:  biscuits


The ghost of Herbert Hoover sometimes haunts my breakfast table, scaring the kids with his old-fashioned haircut and annoying me with complaints that my biscuits are dry.

    TAGS:  ghosts, biscuits, Herbert Hoover


biscuit pennies :: boot

Some material might not be practical for use as currency, but wouldn’t we all be just a little bit happier?

    TAGS:  food, biscuits, food truths, pennies


In fact, life is so tough that you may as well just put your feet up and have a cup of tea and a biscuit.

    TAGS:  life, biscuits, philosophy, crumbs, tea


The tea sat nearby, biding its time.

    TAGS:  biscuits, teapots, teaspoons


 

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