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Bipolar Bears :: Keith

I keep thinking that I’ve written a sentence about bipolar bears, and that the sentence involves some sort of witty wordplay, like I’ve written about a new kind of bear that no one has ever heard of that’s not a polar bear, but a bipolar bear, and because of this play on words, the sentence ends up being very interesting and even a little funny; this, of course, is not that sentence.

    TAGS:  bears, word play, bipolar

Mental health :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Seriously, the dude at the keyboard is bipolar as shit!

    TAGS:  bipolar

Under no circumstances, outside of a bipolar typist, can I envision a gnu being prone to sexual misconduct, legitimate or otherwise, in any situation outside of an unearthed racy short story by that closeted romance novelist who also helmed the Enterprise, yes, you know him as Ensign Pavel Chekov.

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