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professionalism :: steve

When the poet dropped his lunch on the sidewalk, bystanders were much more impressed by the elegance of his cursing than by that of the bicycle courier whose misfortune it was to entangle a crusty French loaf in his spokes.

    TAGS:  accidents, bicycles, elegance, bystanders, cursing, lunch, misfortune, poets, sidewalk

Cautious Lives :: Keith

“No, I won’t go cycling,” Henry told his wife, reminding her for what seemed like the thousandth time that they’d never be able to outrun Godzilla on bikes, and that just because they lived in Toledo was no reason they shouldn’t live cautious lives.

    TAGS:  Henry, bicycles, caution, wife, Godzilla, Toledo

As they pinned his entry number on his shirt, Henry tried to recall actually signing up for the 1000 mile seatless bike ride, but drew a blank.

    TAGS:  Henry, bicycles, recollection

Keesha figured she turned invisible while riding her bike on California streets; all they could see was a blur and something to pass with hostility.

    TAGS:  California, bicycles, Devo song Secret Agent Man, invisibility


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