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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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    TAGS:  beginnings, stories

honkin’ good :: boot

I’ve had the phrase Honky Tonk Chicken bouncing about in my head all day.

    TAGS:  animals, heads, beginnings, honk

a beginning :: boot

A night like no other, his night began with such hope and joy, but he ended up feeling little more than numb.

    TAGS:  Alphabetti Spaghetti, A, beginnings, like no other, numb, hope and joy

Good Change :: Jo

My new apartment is waterless, gasless, bereft of furniture, an empty shell waiting for history to be introduced; and I’m happy.

    TAGS:  beginnings

With noble purpose, and a greasy grimy diner breakfast of highly questionable origins.

    TAGS:  roadtrip, beginnings

Ed went about his normal shift with his normal amount of apathy, exuding his normal amount of existential weariness until all 7-feet of Zed appeared in the coolers.

    TAGS:  beginnings


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