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Beer O'clock

A mellow and friendly walk through Spanish Harlem, a fresh skillet of cornbread topped with yGreek yogurt and corn salsa, and a bottle of Leinenkugel’s Red Lager that a friend thoughtfully brought you back from her travels in the wilds of central Pennsylvania: a Friday night does not get much nicer…

    TAGS:  salsa, beer o'clock

yoo-hoo! :: e

For firefox:“A small beer icon appears in the status bar of your browser which periodically alerts you to the time until beer o’clock: “17 hours ‘til beer o’clock”; messages are not just displayed in hours and minutes [o, no!] but other time-frames that may be more relevant to you.. .”

    TAGS:  beer o'clock

beer o’blood :: boot

Big Al sat there, in the room full of vampirous victims, sipping his stout and wondered whether beer really is good for you after you’ve donated blood, or was it something to do with the people in charge?

    TAGS:  vampires, donating blood, beer o'clock

Choc o’clock :: 'mouse

The clock on the wall says there’s over an hour until Beer o’Clock, but by special dispensation, St. Bakerina has blessed this earlier hour Choc o’Clock.

    TAGS:  clocks, beer o'clock

Connect Four! Bongos! :: grudknows

Beer o’clock keeps shouting at me - well sending me messages in capital letters - demanding that I go home, asking me what I’m still doing in front of the computer and it’s getting blunter by the minute; tonight however, is not a night for beer - it’s a night for juice at the kava hut (I’m not overly keen on kava as such but the venue, now that’s cool) or perhaps a night at home with a bottle of the wine talking to the cat and bunny and, as such, meeting all expectations for the thirty-something age bracket to which I belong.

    TAGS:  bongos, Connect Four, beer o'clock

beer-o-fortune :: boot

You will be very thirsty in two hours time.

    TAGS:  beer, beer o'clock

Tick, tick, tick, beer!

    TAGS:  beer o'clock

No, and it’s not a plane either; it’s a beer (beer o’clock has come a day early for some of us).

    TAGS:  sayings, beer o'clock

I don’t need to tell you until what, I’m sure you can guess.

    TAGS:  beer o'clock

heh, heh, heh :: boot

One hour until Beer O’Clock, and counting.

    TAGS:  beer o'clock

Standard time :: pam

If it weren’t for the curve of the Earth, we could all celebrate beer o’clock at the same time.

    TAGS:  time zones, square earth, beer o'clock

Beer O’Clock had arrived and all of Rosie’s friends were busy being sensible, practical and unavailable.

    TAGS:  beer, bereft, beer o'clock


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