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Bearded babies do not pose a medical mystery at all—some babies are simply born with beards—and while we accept this as natural, the history of the bearded baby has not been so forgiving.(paraphrasing from the very informative website, Babies With Beards)

    TAGS:  hair, baby, beards, beardlings

Back in 1928, no one questioned the cuteness of the Gerber baby, there was, however, a great national debate concerning the handsomeness of the thickly bearded Gillette baby.

    TAGS:  Americana, beards, loose history, Gerber baby, Keith's Guides to Everything

The lower the hair growth is on a newborn baby, the more disturbing it becomes, e.g., head, mustache, beard, underarm or chest, pubic.

    TAGS:  hair, beards, babies, mustaches, Keith's Guides to Everything

Raindrop Beards :: Keith

The angels rejoiced, each happier than the next when the morning dew formed perfect raindrop beards on their otherwise smooth chins.

    TAGS:  angels, beards, morning, dew, chins, smooth


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